By Anonymous - 23/03/2011 11:50 - United States

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
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bubble25_fml 5

I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...

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askantik 4

FYL? At least you don't live in a cage.

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kss_ga_champ5408 1

go tree hug somewhere else.

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SuperNova69 0

I hate to break it to you but even monkeys can fill up balloons and sell them. very bad career choice bud I suggest u apply for something more....financially smart for work. u prolly didn't even get benefits so who cares let them have the balloon selling money.

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SuperNova69 0

and no, benefits do not include sucking up the helium.

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grdianknight 0

I don't know what's the bigger FML the fact that you lost your job or that your job was selling balloons at the zoo

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dcam13 19

and the sad part is the monkey is probably doing a better job than you..

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Miss_Random 0

I was going to say the same thing 35. Seems odd they couldn't find another spot for you to blow up balloons at. How much room do you need? I can't imagine you would need very much. So the cage for that monkey that got you fired, must be awfully small.

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shinydragonmist 0

finally a monkey has litterly put a human out of a job :) fyl

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