damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
unemployed
The Colony, United States
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Anonymous
Hanoi, Vietnam
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
pale-suzie
Copenhagen, Denmark
Today, I was fired over the phone, losing my only source of income. When asked if I was okay, I explained that although I understood why, I was a little peeved they'd chosen my birthday to deliver the message. My - now former - boss then sang "Happy Birthday" to me in its entirety. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
For some shit jobs, termination is a promotion!
xllabraxasllx 19
Promotion from employee to customer lol
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xllabraxasllx 19
Promotion from employee to customer lol
anonnymouse1812 7
lmaoo
Chazzster 32
That sucks!
RichardPencil 32
For some shit jobs, termination is a promotion!
Neko Punch 8
For once, it was a job I actually loved very much . Contractor it is from now on
ahabsfan 17
Congratulations on becoming an independent contractor. You now have unlimited earning potential.