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By 00anon00 - 02/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was fired from my local animal shelter. I was a volunteer and am currently in school for veterinary technology. My education made the paid staff at the shelter feel threatened. FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 14:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was fired. Not only was I fired with no warning, not only was my friend the one who fired me, but I was fired from the unpaid volunteering position I took to help her out. FML

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By Jobless - 10/12/2016 03:35

Today I was fired from my job. They fired me because they couldn't work around my college schedule. The only reason they hired me was because they were looking for college students and without a job I can't go back to school. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 02:01

Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML

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By Dogless - 21/08/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

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Traumatic

By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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By need new job - 24/04/2016 18:12 - Germany

Today, I was hired as a student assistant. I was excited, until I learned on my very first day that "Supporting the academic staff in their research" actually meant walking the professor's dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

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You deserved it 4 219

By wasted_life - 18/01/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I got demoted at my job. Instead of working with patients, they want me to file. The thing is, I'm a volunteer; I work for them for free. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 July 2020 2:47

You can't be fired as a volunteer. They decided they'd rather not accept your free labor. Yikes!

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Thursday 2 July 2020 22:24

More likely that you were so full of yourself they wanted nothing to do with you.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 July 2020 2:47

You can't be fired as a volunteer. They decided they'd rather not accept your free labor. Yikes!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 July 2020 0:19

Can you imagine how horrible she must have been? Someone decided they'd rather scoop poop rather than have that person do it for free.

TorreyTurner 3

Thursday 2 July 2020 20:02

Humble flex!

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Thursday 2 July 2020 22:24

More likely that you were so full of yourself they wanted nothing to do with you.

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