By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
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amerwin 3

I feel you on that one. I used to be awestruck by shiny and flashing objects, but then I turned seven.

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tigrouficele2012 44

FYL for someone's idiotic idea to make a giant flashing sign. YDI because it shouldn't take you more than half a second to read it, especially if it's that big and flashy.

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boo11 0

YOUR JUST STUPID ; DON'T BLAME TGE SIGN

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Xravak 0

You're* don't call someone stupid when you can't spell "you're". ****

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Xravak 0

Yeah but that was just a typo. The "you're" wasn't though.

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dcam13 19

YDI for reading the sign then ignoring it by hitting someone. :P

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ydi_4_suking 20

it shouldnt take more than a second to read and what did you do? rear end someone? it was a turn and you kept going straight? dumbass

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grrrrmetigers 0

says the person who cant even spell "the" (:

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dre_bro11 12

#27, maybe his caps lock key got jammed and won't work anymore... <-- another FML from a few days back :P

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jordanprodigy023 0

That's pathetic you should get your license revoked

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felipe87 2

I agree with miss shocker here. you are not suppose to stare at the sign. just a quick glance. what a ra tard

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khaya 9

You spell retard like Alan from the Hangover.

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mariazzz 5

yeah that's great. Blame the sign. MORON YDI!

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SmallyBigs 9

"Today, some idiot rear ended me because he took more than a quick second to read a sign. now I'm late to work and lost my job. FML"

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amerwin 3

I feel you on that one. I used to be awestruck by shiny and flashing objects, but then I turned seven.

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shaneac 0

Lol, I've read stories of people skiing into hidden signs that say "Ski safely." The signs were hidden so that you don't see them until it's too late to avoid them...

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TexasMud 8

OP is a late bloomer, can't help it

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Happygofucky 0

Haha, could that sign be any more counterproductive? Keep your eyes on the road, OP ;)

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Ironic, isn't it?

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KMilliron 2

My history teacher had one in the front of her room that said "pay attention" needless to say I didn't. No worries I passed that class with a ninety seven average. :D

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BugsBunny1 4

Oh I wasn't worried at all.

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tigrouficele2012 44

FYL for someone's idiotic idea to make a giant flashing sign. YDI because it shouldn't take you more than half a second to read it, especially if it's that big and flashy.

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bentley55 0

I love eggnog too! too bad it's only sold during winter!! :(

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ILoveEggnog 7

That's why I sometimes make it from scratch. And also why I drink three gallons of it during the month of December.

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Lubpynk 0

A sign shouldn't distract you that much, if it does maybe you shouldn't be driving! some people really shouldn't have a license.

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kaylanicole1255 1

This OP is the reason girls are judged on their driving!

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KMilliron 2

I have a driving phobia, so I walk or bike everywhere. Considering how often I crash just doing THAT I guess I shouldn't bother with a license anytime soon. While I like to think I rep the ladies pretty well I'm ashamed to admit I ****** us over with this stereotype.

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