Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
well, you kinda asked for that one.
mcsnelly 5
Okay yeah that sounded really bad but everyone's said something without thinking about it and it sounded dirty...you DEFINITELY don't deserve to be hit on constantly just because you made a slip up like that!
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Comments (110)
shortgurlsaywahh 0
Well you definitely didn't deserve it but you should've atleast corrected yourself once you said it. And I mean if he's hitting on you I'd claim sexual harrassment
smashyy 0
Hahah. Goshh. YDI Watch what you say next time
smiley_girl 0
sexual haresment lawsuit. Lots of money there. haha jk, all my friends are guys so half the stuff i say gets turned around, just tell him you're not intrested
roflbubbles 0
#11 is seriously right
awkwardmoments 0
you both have dirty minds. i totally would never have thought of it that way. i hope you laughed it off. otherwise, i can see why he's hitting on you.
la6437 0
Would you? Would you really?
FBIWarning 0
#11 why are you rambling about pointless shit?
CupidSparrow 0
#11 and #15, I've had a guy who couldn't take a hint or an out and out refusal. He asked me out six times OVER EMAIL (not once in person) and followed me around in school. I refused him ALL SIX TIMES, even telling him in person I WASN'T INTERESTED, but he didn't get it. There are those out there who won't go away, no matter what you do.
mcsnelly 5
#11--Might work with some people but there are A LOT of guys out there that would just think she's "playing hard to get" or something and continue no matter how many times she told him to stop and that she's not interested.
greatnt249 0
If he bothers you so much, file a complain with HR; simple solution to a simple problem.
dirtyhippie 0
Geez, hasn't the guy heard of context?? Sure it sounded a bit dirty *hehe* but so obviously was not a come on.