Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
well, you kinda asked for that one.
mcsnelly 5
Okay yeah that sounded really bad but everyone's said something without thinking about it and it sounded dirty...you DEFINITELY don't deserve to be hit on constantly just because you made a slip up like that!
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dirtyhippie 0
call Sexual harrassment panda!
Jaywin 3
He sounds rather pathetic and too clingy. The OP sounds like a girl too nice to be mean to a guy that's bothering her. These are the ingredients for a never-ending cycle of awkward moments until someone derails this fail train.
fmlmuch_ 0
lmfao at #22. Southpark ~ and yur right, the guy needs to back off
ArtsySwag 0
Haha @ #7. That's what I was thinking: "that's what she said" lol. Lol @ #11/15... as if things are so simple. We don't live in some fantasy world. A LOT of guys can't seem to take "no" or "not interested" as an answer, it even sometimes make them MORE persistent.
effyourlizzife 0
women whine but personally love the attention. thats why.
manoverboard 0
Wow. I hate society, it's full of perverts.
wrestler17 0
No number 12 you don't just claim sexual harrasment... God if she asks him to stop and he consistently continues to do so and it's making her uncomfortable and getting in the way of her work she should let him know that that's what she'll do if he doesn't stop and he continues then claim it... Don't let it build up too much, but give him fair warning and chance to do the right thing being shot down isn't easy and making such a claim I'd very serious and just the claim can seriously **** up someone else's life.... You don't jus go around claimng that shit at a moments whim... Approa him gently let him know how you feel and gently tell him you'll make that claim so as not to make him feel threatened within the work place... Remember all he's doing right now is hitting on you
jchansfan 0
You guys are ridiculous. They're coworkers. Get real, he's probably just teasing her and she's just venting on here. I wouldn't be surprised if this was only posted because she thought it was funny, rather than because she's not taking the jokes well. Coworkers tease eachother like that, it makes work more fun. They're probably friends though, or else he'd leave her alone. Because you don't tease, joke with, or hit on a co-worker you don't get along with. With all due respect, jchansfan
were_giraffe 2
i won't give you a YDI cos... hey slip of the tongue happens... it was by accident him constantly hitting on you however is on purpose tell him to stop, if he doesn't file a harassment charge
genius_man16 1
#11 wins and if that doesn't work, THEN sexual harassment all these people who go immediately to sexual harassment should be removed from the gene pool.