Herman
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Pet peeve
Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
goodbyepromotion
Dayton, United States
Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
really
Australia
Today, after telling my boss about my hearing problem, she simply told me to "listen harder". FML
Rebecca
Austin, United States
Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML
Anonymous
Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML
retail hell
Waterbury, United States
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
godhatesme
United States
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML
Anonymous
Washington, United States
Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML
BigGinge
Toxic masculinity
Today, I'm depressed. After trying to talk to my boss about it, twice, as it has been affecting my work, I've been told to, "Stop thinking about it" and to, "Man up." He has also told me to come to him with any problems I'm having, and to be honest with him. FML
creepingjennie
Droopy
Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML
Top comments
paprikacha 9
This is only an FML if you lost your cool at the end of the day and proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp with a stapler, then ended up involved in 3-hour high speed cop chase on the internet, and are now posting from the iPhone you managed to hide in your rectum before being incarcerated, where you are currently waiting for a 6'5 man named Blondie to come in and 'show you a good time'.
honutattoo 0
haha he was probably high
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honutattoo 0
haha he was probably high
Rickymonkeypants 0
"Relax I'm a doctor!" no but for real you should have toked that shit
ps2stony 0
relax I'm a rapist! no but really you shoulda cranked one right in that front tooth of his
im2good25 0
who the **** moderated this?
tweetbaby14 18
this isn't an fml. boohoo you were told to relax so your life is ******. uh no I think not. you are a dumb moron since you're so dumb I'm gonna **** your life by saying it now. relax dude.
xHabsfanx 0
@ 31 I bet it was a leafs fan. lol
crybabyreturns 0
relax dude.
brii_g 0
if the people posting FMLs lives are that '******' I don't think they'd bother posting.
eat_this_buddie 5
if he was high, you should've smoked with him and relaxed.
mexicantumblewee 0
relax dude. I'm high
thecbake4 0
relax...dont do it dont make you want to go to it...
taintpainter 0
this is lame for an FML. ydi for not relaxing
AnaujiraM420 0
@31...I totally agree...who the **** thought this was fml?? this is just ******* stupid...op was prob being a dick and was making the stoner paranoid...we are a very fragile species lol =_=
AnaujiraM420 0
on another note...this makes me think of will ferrell in zoolander...RELAX....AND KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA...rofl..lmmfao
mateo1991 0
How could this ruin someone's day?
xanniefiend420 0
@31 I was thinking the exact same thing but what If it's a girl? then it's funny
Swampsquatch 0
THAT is exactly what I was going to say... Who let this crap get through? Not an "FML" moment.
spaceshan69 0
it's called **** My Life not **** My Day. stfu
LaLaJuice 0
relax dude..it's not that serious
zac2012 0
I agree #31
CHUCKBARTOWSKl 0
I take it you should have listened to his advice
nolasaints 0
how is this a fml. you are a douche
hapylordofdeath9 0
well then, maybe you need to relax
ajrhockey5 0
@ im2good25, Toronto sucks.
im2good25 0
@ 132 I'm fully aware......but thanks for the useless post
xHabsfanx 0
@ 132 I totally agree :)
showrunner 0
@14 that was funnier than the fml
pimpyd1 0
I know this isn't and fml
ActionManly 11
Dude... this isn't an FML... you just need to relax dude...
muffinsareyummy 1
I see what you did there! Well played, Sir. We played.
trizzieb 0
Could it be because you spent all day bitching about stupid shit?
Ouroboros_fml 0
what #2 said, Relax dude
nmsm 1
Can some one clarify the meaning of this FML?
AmberAnodyne 0
yeah, I don't get it. what's so bad about that?>.>
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
If you're so upset about it that you need to post it as an fml, then maybe you do need to relax dude.
Hunter329 0
I think we need to know the context before voting.
mama2b3 20
uh..fyl? that would be obnoxious but the end of the world..no.
ohSNAPyall 26
relax dude
jessica3151 0
how us that a FML?
Reyo 2
...I think I missed the part of this FML where your L gets F'ed.
paper_tigers 0
sounds like OP is a spaz and the relax dude guy was annoying him telling him to relax... sounds to me like OP should take the hint and relax dude
Jasmine09 0
sry i dont get it how is this a fml
ohSNAPyall 26
I like it. It's simple and real. And I imagine that if you asked him to stop, he'd just say, "whoa, chill out, brah. relax, dude."
DreamerofWorlds 0
I am extremely confused as to how this ended up here... Unless there's some other part to the story the OP didn't mention, this is just a very weird thing to post. O_o
Jordyn345 4
So is your picture...
swagga0n1oo 0
who moderated this one through...
htownlove 0
this fml is stupid
nymphy 0
Agreed.
Yankeepunk 0
Yea mabye you just need to Relax, doesnt sound so much like an FML. I call girls dude all the time. who cares
doink 0
Your life is totally ******. Obviously.
paprikacha 9
This is only an FML if you lost your cool at the end of the day and proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp with a stapler, then ended up involved in 3-hour high speed cop chase on the internet, and are now posting from the iPhone you managed to hide in your rectum before being incarcerated, where you are currently waiting for a 6'5 man named Blondie to come in and 'show you a good time'.
ipooprainbows 0
^ WIN
trizzieb 0
F*ing double win dude!
The_Norwegian 2
Oh no, snickers got her feelings hurt, double-win indeed!
jellybean120 10
that was hilarious! such imagination!
pitbullmom 0
gotta love that prison picket......would that b considered leather?
rachel7482 0
I don't get it