Intimacy: Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

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vikky538 28

Thursday 26 November 2015 2:49

Its just a regular thing bro.

JohnnyWake0 13

Thursday 26 November 2015 5:15

Teamwork

tbangazak3 7

Saturday 2 January 2016 9:12

With roommates? Really.

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