By automaticfail_00 - United States
  Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
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  sillypuppy  |  0

#27 good eye!
OP: Your best friend is a major douchebag--an honest one though. You may now turn your douchebag "best friend" into douchebag best friend with bonus. ;-)

  genius_man16  |  0

That's what I was thinking. If he has any semblance of a brain, and was REALLY jacking off to your voice, he wouldn't have admitted it. He was clearly just messin with you.

Seems to have worked, lol