By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

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Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

if he was your best friend, he was probably joking. or maybe me and my friends are just weird and think this is normal

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my_fml_account 2

Was it as good for you as it was for him?

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lolwst 1

Hope he/she is the other gender, LOL. That's nice though. You may have nightmares though, LOL.

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turtlellama 0

The OP said "HE was strangely quiet," and it says the poster is a woman, so yes, your hope came true, lol.

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sillypuppy 0

#27 good eye! OP: Your best friend is a major douchebag--an honest one though. You may now turn your douchebag "best friend" into douchebag best friend with bonus. ;-)

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onigiriqueen 0

... I think they should hook up. I don't know that he's a douche, clearly he likes her :/

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tommiegirlxxx 0

maybe he's just has a noise fetish haha, this just implies that he's horny for her, not that he likes her in any other kind of way

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easylazy 0

Wait, but how could he be quiet if he was jacking off? Wouldn't he make at least some noise?!

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Dante167 0

Haha no, I know I dont make like any noise when Im doing that or having sex, I think most guys dont

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diet_otaku 0

i think they should hook up too. best friends can make awesome boyfriends.

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Buneary 0

...Why would it be better if they were the opposite gender?

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GGnoRe 0

No one wants to read about 2 men getting it on.

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JohnnyHobo 0

Zomg you has L picture from DeathNote!:3

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customparachute 0

nope. apparently not. i tryed with my best friend. didnt work out. she said she liked me better as friends, but she misses how i tickeled her.

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my_fml_account 2

Was it as good for you as it was for him?

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pedosmurf 7

You're first stalker congratulations

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noelykins1 19

Am I the only one who finds this sort of cute? He likes her and even the sound of her voice makes him hot. They obviously have a connection.

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Iwannabetreo 11

He he he he ... You need new friends. :3

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eme102 0

you guys must be really good friend. 0_0

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doof_fisch 2

Was he using Magic Jack?

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drfail 0

#8 WOW. I lol at the stupidity of your joke. ps. Op, ditch the creeper. oh wait, he lives far away. never talk to him again.

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kellbell09 0

Uh hes her best friend why would she ditch him?

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hk_fml 9

Ewwwwwwwwww.. that is so twisted. Time to have a serious conversation with your best friend..

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Creamysweeps 5

hahaha so he can jack off to her voice some more? hhahaha Jk. but seriously do it in person.

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

if he was your best friend, he was probably joking. or maybe me and my friends are just weird and think this is normal

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genius_man16 0

That's what I was thinking. If he has any semblance of a brain, and was REALLY jacking off to your voice, he wouldn't have admitted it. He was clearly just messin with you. Seems to have worked, lol

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damnthatsuck 0

lol yeah thats what i was thinking... Why would he admit it? Obviously he was just joking or this is fake..

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Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6

haha i agree 10 me and my friends do this all the time. I can never tell if the boys are serious though.

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