By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

Spicy
Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML
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StiffPvtParts 43

********** in front of them to show dominance.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

You were being quite. He didn't hear you and though you too were having trouble with the **** site. If he had heard you than he would've asked which site you were using.

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MarkToast 19

maybe you guys can just share your screen?

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AcieMcG 21

You'll have mastered quiet when you ********** with your sleeping roommate right across the room from you. Dorming was the worst.

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pjsr 32

Meh, guys just agree what happens in the dorm room stays in the dorm room

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xGoldColossus 7

I feel your pain I've been there before.

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WreckeRalph36 18

Go to the bathroom and turn on the shower or something man!

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dutchy86 20

did you yell back; "NO I am masturbating!"? ghe ghe ghe who cares if they know... at least you had the 45 seconds of fun and pleasure FYL

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe just ********** when you are the only one there

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ShannonBonnanen 15

Why would you even stop to check your mail while you are choking the chicken?

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Richard6036 13

That's kind of funny when I was a teenager my brother went up on the skylight and him and his friends were looking in all me jerking off . So I really know how you feel

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