By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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sarcasm_ftw 0

be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

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AmberHall 2

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

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Torify 0

Oh shit, sorry girl D:

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jakkanarchy 0

she obviously sounded like a pig

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CaptainPat 0

thats wht you get for moaning like a pig. jk... yeah i guess that is kind of an fml.

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ICantTanFML 0

R-A-P-E Get yo dick! Outta me! Now...Do you have Swine Flu?

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podrummer9209 0

Damn. I want a vocal girl... don't worry bout him *shrug* some guys don't like the same kinda things others do. It's just the way the world works.

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uhmitskendall 12

Let alone make one moan.

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meaganinja 12

I'd date him, I'm sure he's a wonderful guy. So shut your mouths.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

214- you'll never not be a nasty bitch, undeserving of love...

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AmberHall 2

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

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nazooer 11

should have said you were role playing and he was the big bad wolf..?

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sarcasm_ftw 0

be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

117 3