By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

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cookie27 0

ouccchh :(

I know... poor guy... :S

wait guyS!!! with a S yay for hookers!!!!!!!

^^ win lol

Torify 0

Oh shit, sorry girl D:

Shit, what a douche.

jakkanarchy 0

she obviously sounded like a pig

CaptainPat 0

thats wht you get for moaning like a pig. jk... yeah i guess that is kind of an fml.

ICantTanFML 0

R-A-P-E Get yo dick! Outta me! Now...Do you have Swine Flu?

Damn. I want a vocal girl... don't worry bout him *shrug* some guys don't like the same kinda things others do. It's just the way the world works.

you'll never get a girlfriend

uhmitskendall 12

Let alone make one moan.

meaganinja 12

I'd date him, I'm sure he's a wonderful guy. So shut your mouths.

214- you'll never not be a nasty bitch, undeserving of love...

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

should have said you were role playing and he was the big bad wolf..?

be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

AA357 0

lmfao