Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML
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Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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Mihir 1
hmm...u should probably walk over to him an say "License and registration please"
DataWhore 0
he can't issue a ticket if he's involved... another cop should come.
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Comments (71)
greatsarcazm 0
wow ur so lucky i wish that happened to me claim from his insurance dumbass
omg_thats_funny 0
lmao write himself a ticket! ninjaface ily! :D
MrC19 0
lol
Menick47 0
That right there posses me off! Sure they have a duty to protecet other people from getting hurt when WE speed but it's okay when they do it once! Honestly people! Where's the justice?!
justhereforlaugh 6
she never stated what happened AFTER the accident. why are you getting worked up for???
jillocare 2
duh it's never ur fault when ur rear- ended! it's more of an fml for the cop!
justhereforlaugh 6
ok first of all, people need to calm the hell down. as a police officer, if you are in a car accident you deal with more bs and the possibility of losing your job than most people, regardless if it wasn't your fault. It's a huge deal to the station about the safety and even if you have the right of way, you are to pay close attention, like responding to a call, driving through a green light but someone runs a red light and hits you. He's not going to get away with anything, and if he does, this isn't heaven, it's a world full of sin and people can be evil, get over it! Many people get away with crap, i don't see people shit over that everyday.
justhereforlaugh 6
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justhereforlaugh 6
why in the eff would you hope for an accident?!?! I've been hit 6 times in the last 10 years, not at fault and suffer serious back injuries, spine alignment issues torn muscle tissue, migraines/tension headaches and see a doctor once a week to help me recover. go **** yourself for mocking those that actually get hurt.
tniggs 0
lol at 37's comment
StaticSky 2
I once saw a cop rear-end someone and the guy kept going