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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 08:01 - Australia - Smithfield

Today, my family is placing bets on my being pregnant. I'm experiencing a very painful miscarriage and no one knows. I didn't want to eat a pre-made gas station salad when I visited for lunch and apparently the only explanation could be pregnancy, not that I didn't want to die from food poisoning. FML

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By EvictingItSoon - 08/03/2020 23:07

Today, what I thought was food poisoning is actually a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 18:00

Today, in the gyno's waiting room, I was the only non-pregnant woman. One of the women made a remark saying, "Wow look at you, the only one not experiencing morning sickness, gas, and cramps" and laughed. Little did she know I just had my third miscarriage last week and would die to experience those things. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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By France Howell - 10/05/2018 15:00

Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML

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I told you so

By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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Foot in mouth #366

By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 01:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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TwoBytesCarley 26

Sunday 4 July 2021 0:33

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope you have close people who you can share that information with and will give you all the support you need. There’s no shame in miscarrying, it happens to far more women than many realize. Take care of yourself.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 4 July 2021 4:53

Assuming the pregnancy was wanted, then I am sorry for the your loss. On the other hand - Your family was right about your having been pregnant even if they based it off the wrong observation, weren’t they?

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TwoBytesCarley 26

Sunday 4 July 2021 0:33

Chazzster 28

Sunday 4 July 2021 4:53

inthesticks 19

Sunday 4 July 2021 20:03

I'm so sorry for your loss and that you have such an insensitive family

randybryant799 20

Sunday 4 July 2021 20:07

I'm confused. In the middle of a painful miscarriage you're going out to lunch? Why?

Chazzster 28

Sunday 4 July 2021 20:30

It seems pretty clear OP was hiding her pregnancy from her family and hence was also hiding the miscarriage - Since to have a miscarriage she would have had to have been pregnant first. OP does not say if the pregnancy was desired or not.