Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
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Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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Top comments
McMike10 1
Surprise butt sex?
kalejaxson 5
Yesterday, some car slammed into me. Today, I got my revenge. FYL.
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Comments (33)
maggotfoREVer 0
Lucky you
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Very lucky! :D
n_epic_fail 14
Your girlfriend get you by surprise again with another Q-tip?
Mindvirus 2
At least it wasnt ur fault.
hubla 0
So now begins the never ending cycle of constant wrecks
McMike10 1
Surprise butt sex?
builditbetter09 3
Unless she is extremely stretched I find surprise butt sex hard to pull off.
DFlit1 0
Well she was relaxed before the surprise
ariannaimelda 7
Did someone say BUTTSECKS? :)
hubla 0
Op is a guy I thought unless he became a she in the accident
DFlit1 0
Well sorry I automatically assumed nervous, bad, and other negative aspects of drivers are female. Call it sexist but it is kinda true statistically speaking
hubla 0
Haha my drivers Ed teacher taught me this when you ass/u/me/ it makes an ass out of you and me
imsoboss91 5
At least it wasnt your fault? :P
LegalyWhite 7
Dam hate when i post comments at the same time and dont have enough time to edit them
LegalyWhite 7
Well at least its not your fault
thatKidzmOm 10
Don't you just hate that?!
LegalyWhite 7
Well maybe the person that hit you was a very small old lady in a pickup truck and dint see you. Gotta watch out for those crazy old people they are everywhere
StoryOfTheYear 15
South Park has taught us what happens when we take licenses away from the elderly. Let them rear-end us.
armywife0609 4
sometimes when your to paranoid about something that your trying to avoid that's when it happens
bobbycorwen 5
You're* Twice is just unacceptable. And too*
EbrithilEdward 0
Lol. Yes. May you be blessed by the Almighty Dog.
divadro102 16
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here.
japtch 15
16- I agree with your message up until dog. The rest is good.
rallets 23
grammar nazi fail #11 you forgot "capital S and period at the end" thats just unacceptable /grammar nazi fail also, Dog Bless America
bobbycorwen 5
Then you should have noted the comma after avoid.
rallets 23
no, YOU should have. you were the one trying to be grammar nazi
kalejaxson 5
Yesterday, some car slammed into me. Today, I got my revenge. FYL.
s0m3guy2010 21
This actually happened to me before, and I got more insurance money than what I paid for my car at the time since neither accident was my fault. It may not help your confidence, but maybe some good will come out of it.
Perksofbeingawal 0
I drove a piece of junk car, in the middle east, where it's all mountains, when I was 15... But for some reason, now I'm more scared driving in Canada where the roads are perfectly flat. It's weird
Perksofbeingawal 0
Hope that made sense ^ LOL. It's like 2 am, and I'm dead tired.
TonyIsMyDog 2
I hate Canadian pigs - I had my car towed and license taken away just for speeding... Granted, I was doing 152 in a 100, but still - I would've just gotten a steep fine in the states. (Km/h - not mph)
horneyhic 15
50km over is considered street racing up here but u should've been able to fight 152 in court
petraphotoDOTca 6
that's Bc the middle east doesn't have Asians JK Jk. it's our winter. :((((