Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML
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Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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Mihir 1
hmm...u should probably walk over to him an say "License and registration please"
DataWhore 0
he can't issue a ticket if he's involved... another cop should come.
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PaperShreds 0
Did he have sunglasses on? It seems that in my every encounter with a cop, he has sunglasses on. I think it may be part of the intimidation factor.
Dizzyj_125 0
If ur broke the state has lots of money to heal u :)
Dizzyj_125 0
P.s. The camera on the front of the car isn't on 24/7. Unfortunately it's only on when lights or siren are on. Little trick of the trade for ya
mongoosemike 23
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the dash cam can be switched on and off manually.
Veritas143 0
Hypocrisy makes the world go 'round!
epeets 1
good, now take his ass to the cleaners. new car up in here!
Cristaderzi 0
geez poor cop! All that paperwork and having to deal with the superiors. On the bright side the gov has plenty of insurance sooooo hey it couldve been worse/YOU rearing the officer!!!
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i actually sometimes hope for this situation [also hoping im totally sober at the time haha] so i can laugh in the cops face..its clearly his fault, get a lawyer and cover your ass because you know theyre taking the cops word over yours.
Ninjaface 0
So, does that mean he has to write himself a ticket? Because that would be hilarious.
reecescuphoe 0
i agree with ninjaface lol
lauri21 0
omg!the same thing happened to me when i was 17 yrs old (last year). the cop was in a civilian car though. Not only was the light red, but cars were going by. when he got out of his car, he told me that he didnt think i was going to stop. i didnt call the cops cuz he was one so i didnt get an accident report. it was my first wreck and i didnt know what to do and since he was cop i trusted him. he was an honest cop and his insurance paid for everything.