Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
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Top comments
kirbz 0
it's like if your passing the sign and you say I ain't stopping then the signs like BITCH YOUR GONNA STOP and hits you in the face XD
pokemonGINGA 0
I think the sign's life is pretty ****** right now too...
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Comments (99)
QiScorpion 0
Ouch. That sucks! Hope you get better soon!
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
FYL for sure.
xx5shotBRxx 0
It's a good thing it wasn't a speed limit sign because those hurt a lot more.
amitalegaonkar 0
haha that was taco bell
kisulikewhoa 0
awwww better get your head checked for concussions
_julia 0
they better pay for anything insurence wont cover..
Aniland 2
Why would anybody say YDI in this one?
blalien 0
Some people just click YDI for everything. And some people believe in karma, so if anything bad ever happens to you, you must have done something to deserve it. But yeah, FYL. You must not be too hurt if you were able to post this, though.
mohit88 0
Don't stand so close to the damn stop sign next time
EpiC_WiFi 0
Damn,sux..
nevershoutmaith 0
... how is that a fyl.. at least you weren't in the car o.o
Samael_fml 0
I'm pretty sure having a metal cage around you when you run into a stop sign is a hell of a lot better than having nothing protecting you at all.
lexiBRo 0
really though? Your airbag probably doesn't even deploy from hitting a stop sign. OP definetly got the shittier end of the deal being w/o a car.