Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
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Top comments
kirbz 0
it's like if your passing the sign and you say I ain't stopping then the signs like BITCH YOUR GONNA STOP and hits you in the face XD
pokemonGINGA 0
I think the sign's life is pretty ****** right now too...
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Comments (99)
mishag 0
LULZ
mystic_star 0
haha that's funny, this is a really good fml
iP00PonN00bz 0
challenge completed: dominoes +1500
Stefenatefun 0
Lmfao
kittehkat87 4
The "you totally deserved it" is 1337 XD
Hopcastyle 3
.... And now I'll be paranoid anytime I'm even close to a stop sign...
donut_gurl 8
I don't get why people are sayind you deserve it, but it's pretty funny
AndisfunE 1
*passersby