By Bonapp - 09/02/2012 22:11 - France

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 563
You deserved it 9 805

Same thing different taste

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shanemaximo 7

Well there's your conversation starter right there!

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at least they weren't grapes, then you'd choke to death.

Or spit it out. Probably yours though. I usually don't chew my food.

Is your girlfriend made out of plastic two she's a blowup doll right

Well, the "J" makes the "H" sound so jajajajajajajaja would be like hahahahahahaha

Hot girls can make any sound they want to make

SaMmIMonster96 6

Oh Sumo69 you are quite funny

I wish both started coming back and bitching each other out so i could yell FLAME ON!!

SaMmIMonster96 6

Well 150 I do kind of agree with you there but we can't judge people for what they say.. Okay so that's what FML is about ;)

blegehlehgleh 0

I don't blame you, apples are pretty irresistible...

gahdahahaha nervousness.... we are MEN in teen boday