Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

By cricketsins - 14/5/2015 05:11 - United States

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By nanxi | 30

#6290766 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:10

If this was a prank, your sister is an evil, evil genius.

By cutycat136 | 28

#6290770 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:11

Prank? I'm sure if she is your sister she would know if you had a pet one or not

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By finalyearsofhate | 22

#6290753 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:08

Set your house on fire.

EvilTurtle | 35

#6290820 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:34

No! That's a terrible idea....set your neighborhood on fire, just to be safe.

kibster9 | 20

#6290830 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:40

That's a worse idea! Set your whole town on fire!

psychopolarbear | 28

#6290831 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:40

Set the world on fire. Right now. Get all those eight legged little bastards at once.

Futacy | 29

#6290840 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:45

Or you could just come to your senses and realize that your sister's probably playing a joke on you.

randome101 | 12

#6291230 - Friday 15 May 2015 13:21

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Niz_DD | 14

#6291536 - Friday 15 May 2015 21:37

Some spiders in this case

By Liamj774 | 36

#6290755 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:09

Just picking up the box, and carefully burn your house down. 100% effective

By mexican_music | 13

#6290765 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:10

Now I have a great prank to pull on someone

By nanxi | 30

#6290766 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:10

If this was a prank, your sister is an evil, evil genius.

By zenrael | 21

#6290767 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:10

Ever hear the word liar before?

EvilTurtle | 35

#6290862 - Friday 15 May 2015 1:03

Refer to my profile picture for the answer to your question

By cutycat136 | 28

#6290770 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:11

Prank? I'm sure if she is your sister she would know if you had a pet one or not

By Awesomeaxel | 24

#6290775 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:11

Ohh better find that thing or you may have an interesting surprise when you wake up..

By MrConcise | 34

#6290781 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:14

"Wait, you mean my missing snake, right? Last I saw him, he was headed towards your room..."

Miss_Whipped | 41

#6291053 - Friday 15 May 2015 6:10

I always give your comments thumbs ups before I see who it is and then I'm like 'Oh shit, it's MrConcise.'

Basically stop being awesome pls. Kthx.

MrConcise | 34

#6291289 - Friday 15 May 2015 15:20

#50 - Love you too, bae. Call me later.

By irish_lad | 16

#6290794 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:17

Spiders are scary fucks. I recommend a good dose of oil and a match on your house

By Kitty_Kat44 | 31

#6290795 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:18

I don't think you'll be getting much sleep. I know I sure wouldn't be. And pretty brave of her to pick a spider up big enough to be a pet tarantula.