By cricketsins - 14/05/2015 05:11 - United States

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML
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nanxi 30
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If this was a prank, your sister is an evil, evil genius.

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cutycat136 28
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Prank? I'm sure if she is your sister she would know if you had a pet one or not

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finalyearsofhate 22

Set your house on fire.

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EvilTurtle 35
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No! That's a terrible idea....set your neighborhood on fire, just to be safe.

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kibster9 20
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That's a worse idea! Set your whole town on fire!

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psychopolarbear 28

Set the world on fire. Right now. Get all those eight legged little bastards at once.

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Futacy 29
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Or you could just come to your senses and realize that your sister's probably playing a joke on you.

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randome101 12
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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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Niz_DD 14
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Some spiders in this case

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Liamj774 36
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Just picking up the box, and carefully burn your house down. 100% effective

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mexican_music 13
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Now I have a great prank to pull on someone

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nanxi 30
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If this was a prank, your sister is an evil, evil genius.

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zenrael 21
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Ever hear the word liar before?

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EvilTurtle 35
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Refer to my profile picture for the answer to your question

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cutycat136 28
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Prank? I'm sure if she is your sister she would know if you had a pet one or not

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Awesomeaxel 24
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Ohh better find that thing or you may have an interesting surprise when you wake up..

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MrConcise 34
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"Wait, you mean my missing snake, right? Last I saw him, he was headed towards your room..."

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Miss_Whipped 43
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I always give your comments thumbs ups before I see who it is and then I'm like 'Oh shit, it's MrConcise.' Basically stop being awesome pls. Kthx.

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MrConcise 34
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#50 - Love you too, bae. Call me later.

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irish_lad 16
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Spiders are scary fucks. I recommend a good dose of oil and a match on your house

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Kitty_Kat44 31
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I don't think you'll be getting much sleep. I know I sure wouldn't be. And pretty brave of her to pick a spider up big enough to be a pet tarantula.

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