Miscellaneous: Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket.... - FML

By mustanggt - 10/07/2012 15:39 - United States - La Porte

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

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TOP COMMENTS

CoolRainbowdash 15

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:54

He is right, it is bullshit.

Irishgypsy 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:59

I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn court room is out of order!!!

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kicker42 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 6:51

most defences are bullshit. I know where you sit.

raykyogrou0 4

Friday 13 July 2012 8:06

probably had a good reason to call ur defense bullshit

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 February 2014 20:10

I understand the point of tickets but honestly some are uncalled for...

OhDamnItsNik 4

Thursday 17 April 2014 14:16

the problem is the name of your post... mustangs are aweful cars.

InjrU 3

Monday 28 April 2014 5:05

well was it?

rjc490 29

Monday 20 April 2015 6:28

When I got my GT I ended up losing 6 points pretty quickly with one ticket (speeding on a lightly traveled road)....I was reamed by the judge for a good while.

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