Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML
Today, in court, my client ran his mouth at the judge, cursing him out and then trying to lecture him on "freedom of speech" when he was found in contempt. I don't know what it is with these nutjobs, but I wish I'd never become a public defender. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
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CoolRainbowdash 15
He is right, it is bullshit.
Irishgypsy 2
I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn court room is out of order!!!
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Comments (132)
pexy_fml 16
Ur defense was like "I didnt do it"
jayfreeman80 0
Good for him!! A judge is supposed to make honest decisions!!!
greenie213 23
"Your defense is complete, unadulterated bullshit." "YOUR FACE IS BULLSHIT!!!" "What's that, son? "Nothing."
s0ulslack 20
Mustangs don't go fast enough to get speeding tickets, had to of been something else
bella6686 1
Lmao
itsbulbasaurus 0
It's so funny seeing you people get so worked up about a post or a comnent, it's crazy. xD
DJP0N3 0
Sounds like you had a shutty defence
Rhysviri 10
Shame on you for using such a bad joke. And not even spelling it right!
xmaximusx 12
Next time use a faster car
luvdolphin 9
Well that's just complete, unadulterated bullshit
jmacfan1 16
Here's a tip for you. NEVER take a ticket of any kind to court. You won't win. You'll have to pay the ticket anyway plus the cost of going to court. Just pay the ticket. It will save you money in the long run.
dirtraceramerica 0
I took my ticket to court. and won.
KayleeT 9
How about just don't get a ticket ?