Miscellaneous: Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket.... - FML

By mustanggt - 10/07/2012 15:39 - United States - La Porte

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

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By sdfsdf - 22/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

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By so embarrassing - 02/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Renton

Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 21:15 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML

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By apav - 11/06/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By zl5 - 04/07/2014 23:17 - New Zealand - Masterton

Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 15:34 - United States - Pomona

Today, in court, my client ran his mouth at the judge, cursing him out and then trying to lecture him on "freedom of speech" when he was found in contempt. I don't know what it is with these nutjobs, but I wish I'd never become a public defender. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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CoolRainbowdash 15

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:54

He is right, it is bullshit.

Irishgypsy 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:59

I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn court room is out of order!!!

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pexy_fml 16

Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:56

Ur defense was like "I didnt do it"

jayfreeman80 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:04

Good for him!! A judge is supposed to make honest decisions!!!

greenie213 23

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:08

"Your defense is complete, unadulterated bullshit." "YOUR FACE IS BULLSHIT!!!" "What's that, son? "Nothing."

s0ulslack 20

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:11

Mustangs don't go fast enough to get speeding tickets, had to of been something else

bella6686 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:17

Lmao

itsbulbasaurus 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:32

It's so funny seeing you people get so worked up about a post or a comnent, it's crazy. xD

DJP0N3 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:45

Sounds like you had a shutty defence

Rhysviri 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:29

Shame on you for using such a bad joke. And not even spelling it right!

xmaximusx 12

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:03

Next time use a faster car

luvdolphin 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:41

Well that's just complete, unadulterated bullshit

jmacfan1 16

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:50

Here's a tip for you. NEVER take a ticket of any kind to court. You won't win. You'll have to pay the ticket anyway plus the cost of going to court. Just pay the ticket. It will save you money in the long run.

dirtraceramerica 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 5:25

I took my ticket to court. and won.

KayleeT 9

Thursday 12 July 2012 5:33

How about just don't get a ticket ?

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