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It's the hormones. They're making them stronger. Pretty soon, they'll rule over us with an iron vagina.

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It supposed to be "winning", thanks for pointing out my mistake 37 :) and my comment above is a joke by the way ;) Humour people, humour!

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Next thing you know, preteen girls will be lighting things on fire and toddler girls will throw stones at anybody walking by.

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#23 same as i was thinking, means it not far when it will be only girls in mafia as well lol :p

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+10000. This. It's inexcusable if she were not armed for you to have not at the very least bent her over your knee and tanned her ass. Personally I'm thinking broken limbs. Find your balls, son.

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72, Except if she's built like a brick shit house she may simply have overpowered him. Unlikely, but possible.

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I've learned from watching Austin powers (because all things are in the movies are real) that all girls are really fem-bots and have machine guns in their boobies so yes she was armed.

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There's been an increase in pregnant woman in the past couple months, hence more FMLs involving them. They are the '50 Shades of Grey' babies.

Please tell me she threatened you with a large-caliber gun. If she had a pea-shooter or a knife, you're a wimp for not taking her down. On the other hand, she could be brandishing a vagina and some boobs. Those things have an amazing ability to extract money, etc. from grown men.

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Yeah me and perdix would know. I got a lot of head at that high school but lost lots of money. Huh perdix

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wetFeline - Until you have been here for a long time and have earned the respect of many, you can be "best friends" with the other long running commenters. But for now, *whispers* go to your corner.

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wetFeline - I assure you that the FML community will tire of your bullshit very soon. Well, there it is. We're all tired of your bullshit. Please go away now.

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Bahaha this kid is so full of his own shit. Did it ever occur to you that you might have had to change you account numerous times that no one wants you here? And by the way the only shit you ever did run was getting threads removed.

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Well wetFeline, it seems as though you have attracted most of the regular commenters to your stupidity. You have talent.

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Perdix, I have often used the boobs ploy without trying, but I've never mugged anyone with them. I'm not sure how: Swing them around until he's beaten enough to yield? But, yeah, if she wasn't heavily armed he deserves to hand over his man card...well, if that teenage girl didn't already take it along with his money.

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#77 - CTFD, and get off your high horse, fucktard. You're not going to impress anyone on FML with what school you go to or who you used to be. So as wetFeline or gay_boii, no one is going to be bowing down to your inferiority. So sit your ass back down, you don't run shit.

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Leave Britney alone!!!!! I mean, wetFeline...sorry about that. Twisted, it's easier than that. Just swing 'em around for a while, bend over and give him a down-shirt view, then sweetly ask him for cash. He'll be so mesmerized that he'll hand over his wallet without his eyes leaving your cleavage.

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wetfeline/ gay boii, I logged in just so that I could down thumb your comments into oblivion. Now I'm off in search of other horrendous comments you made so that I may thumb them down as well.

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If her weapons were indeed boobs and a vagina, they must have been below par. From my experience, a nice set of "weapons" allows women to extract whatever they want from men without violence. ;)

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My comment from earlier got deleted, which I don't understand since I wasn't part of that whole argument. To reiterate: Perdix, I've been given things because of my boobs, but I don't know how I'd even go about "mugging" someone with them. Also, if she wasn't armed OP definitely deserves revocation of his man card. Unless the teenage girl already took it from him :)

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#130, and I'll reiterate my response, more or less: You swing those things around and bend over to give him a down-shirt look. Then, ask him sweetly for some cash and he'll hand you his wallet without taking his eyes off your cleavage. After you leave without showing him anything more, the swelling will go down and he'll find his wallet missing. When the blood returns to his brain, he'll realize he was mugged by your boobies.

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I guess I'd call that persuasion rather than mugging. When I think of mugging, I think of violence. Even if I did hit a guy with my boobs, they're too soft to hurt him. But I get what you mean.

That's absolutely crazy. You would think teenage girls would have more class than that. OP, maybe take a self defense class or try MMA. Good luck!

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It doesnt matter how well he can defend himself. Society will decree he is automatically at fault if he hits a teenager, let alone a girl.

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He doesn't have to hit her. He can grab her wrists or something. I was just trying to say he should be a little more careful.

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no matter what he does he will either be scolded for fighting back(cause heaven forbid he actually try and act in self defense no matter what gender attacked him) or he will be laughed at for being mugged by a girl.It's a no win situation I this screwed up society imo.

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