Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was complaining about the weather when my fiancé looked at me and said, "Can I ask a favor? Can you stop moaning and complaining and bitching about every single little thing that doesn't go your way?" He continued on for a good five minutes detailing how much I complain. He's a dead man. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
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Thisnametaken 0
Maybe he was trying to tell you he loved you the way you are. Men aren't always great with words, y'know.
Dashiell 0
Hahaha, aw, what a sweetie!
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Comments (168)
TheRoflMonster 0
I think that came out wrong...
A_dead_guy 0
he meant that in a good way you know
MadisenMoore 0
That was actually a VERY sweet complaimentt, just sayinn.
dg72592_fml 0
dude he probably just tuned out cause u were bitchinngggg and didn't really pay attention to his response.
dg72592_fml 0
whyyy did you type all that out. like i really cannot fathom why you typed all that out, especially the last part about pigs? but you got it i guess
_cupcake 0
he meant that in a good way. but still it is soo annoying when women complaining about their look.
AudreyKHepburn 0
YDI for being whiny. And then when he tries to compliment you you get pissed off? What do you want?
bojac6 0
I know I'm repeating what's been said before, but I feel it should be said again. The way I see it, he wasn't calling the OP ugly, he was saying that he's smart enough to know that all women get old and because of that looks are fleeting. If he only cared about her looks, he wouldn't have married her because she won't look the same in 20 years, much less when they're both in their 80s. Instead, he married her because of her personality. It was very sweet, if a bit misdelievered. Frankly, the OP should stop fishing for compliments and then complaining to strangers on the internet about them, because somehow I doubt those are the personality traits her husband fell in love with.
containsnosoy 0
I completely agree with 135
Brittanii 0
DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! das harshh