Love: First Dates - FML

First Dates

By mildver - 20/04/2009 04:51 - Costa Rica

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

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Monday 20 April 2009 12:11

what a weird way to end a date. i'm so sorry.

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Monday 20 April 2009 12:25

What a loser leaving like that, you are better off without that kind of girl

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Monday 20 April 2009 12:11

what a weird way to end a date. i'm so sorry.

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Wednesday 18 August 2010 7:52

that's terrible!!! if ur a cute guy, I'll date u!! btw, I'm 12

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:42

Well, it wasn't exactly a date. The girl sat down and talked to him but before the food arrived, she left. Guess she told her dad to pick her up in half an hour? But you're right, it was weird and rude of the girl. I'm so sorry OP, hope you find a better girl next time!

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Saturday 21 January 2012 21:20

XD

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Monday 20 April 2009 12:16

So you're a boring person, like most out there. Big deal, I say.

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Monday 5 April 2010 21:32

I agree ydi for being boring

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Monday 20 April 2009 12:23

Epic fail on her part. She's probably sterile, anyway. FYL indeed.

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Monday 20 April 2009 12:25

What a loser leaving like that, you are better off without that kind of girl

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Monday 20 April 2009 12:32

u boring shit

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Monday 20 April 2009 12:42

At lest she came and didnt stand you up

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Monday 20 April 2009 13:00

I think I rather be stood up than that. FYL. Cept since she did accept the date originally, you probably screwed up in those 30 minutes.

imadonkeymoo 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:06

Today, I went on a date with this boring person. it went on FOREVER. FML

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Monday 20 April 2009 13:08

Either she's a stuck-up bitch or you're just a lame, boring person to talk to.

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Monday 20 April 2009 13:19

30 minutes for food? what the hell did you order?

aleeshttylXD 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:02

high quality restaurant?

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