Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was complaining about the weather when my fiancé looked at me and said, "Can I ask a favor? Can you stop moaning and complaining and bitching about every single little thing that doesn't go your way?" He continued on for a good five minutes detailing how much I complain. He's a dead man. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
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Top comments
Thisnametaken 0
Maybe he was trying to tell you he loved you the way you are. Men aren't always great with words, y'know.
Dashiell 0
Hahaha, aw, what a sweetie!
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Comments (168)
hardcorepuppy 8
Well that's a good thing. My girl friend thinks she's not good enough and she is in both ways but I didn't date her for the looks part, any you got yourself a keeper :)
writergirl23 19
Typical guy, getting tongue tied trying to cheer u up
IvyPalin 7
I think he meant well and worded it wrong. Don't be too touchy about that stuff, guys are primarily clueless to our compliment needs
gear4 29
that's a gentleman, woman.
sugarbear0727 19
That sucks OP. My boyfriend throws a fit every time I even mention I feel fat. Haha. I'm almost 7 months pregnant, so there are a lot of days when I feel fat, but he loves me for who I am.
TigrexTeeth 16
It doesn't sound like you can get mad at him
tytybabyluv 4
Not sure what the bad part of this post is supposed to be
fantasyworld 39
That's a good thing.
Rammer3500 23
So he likes your personality, thats more important.
lux_final_spark 18
Well he's gotta point.