Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was complaining about the weather when my fiancé looked at me and said, "Can I ask a favor? Can you stop moaning and complaining and bitching about every single little thing that doesn't go your way?" He continued on for a good five minutes detailing how much I complain. He's a dead man. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
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Thisnametaken 0
Maybe he was trying to tell you he loved you the way you are. Men aren't always great with words, y'know.
Dashiell 0
Hahaha, aw, what a sweetie!
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Comments (168)
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI for walking into it.
megs9110 0
Or he could be saying he loves you for you and he doesn't care about the way you look.
Amkii 0
This is pretty much the reason I broke up with my ex-'boyfriend.' I asked him if all he was going after was a physical relationship (because I didn't want that and wanted to know what he was after), and he said, "If I wanted a physical relationship, we wouldn't be going out." I dumped him on the spot.
dean120028 0
your ******* retarded
bojac6 0
So he said "If I just wanted to mess around with somebody, I wouldn't do it with somebody I have feelings for, like you" and you dumped him on the spot. Or maybe "If I just wanted sex, I'd have one night stands, but I'm going out with you, because I care about you and want to build a real relationship, not just have sex." And you dumped him on the spot. Are you that sensitive about your looks that you can't see this meaning of what he said and only stretch his words to mean that he was calling you ugly? That poor guy, he was trying to be sweet and you went crazy on him.
bexox 0
MercyFML - I agree with you. I'm glad you mentioned some of your points, especially in #77 because I find that type of thing frustrating.
THysios 2
not much of an fml.. or would u rather a guy just want u for sex/looks?
Puolukka 4
I agree with everything you've said and I feel the exact same way about commenters on FML. You said it really well.
xevioso 0
I don't see how this is a FML because he loves you for who you are and not what's superficial.
iunno_12345 0
YDI for complaing about your appearance. Who do you wanna look like? Megan Fox?
Ktd 0
Megan Fox was average before plastic surgery.
Muhfin 0
you took it wrong, you need to understand that most guys say stuff like this to make you feel better not realizing that it might have a double meaning. HE SAID YOU WERE PRETTY GET OVER IT geez
Muhfin 0
you took it wrong, you need to understand that most guys say stuff like this to make you feel better not realizing that it might have a double meaning. HE SAID YOU WERE PRETTY GET OVER IT geez