Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
Today, I was complaining about the weather when my fiancé looked at me and said, "Can I ask a favor? Can you stop moaning and complaining and bitching about every single little thing that doesn't go your way?" He continued on for a good five minutes detailing how much I complain. He's a dead man. FML
Today, I get a scornful look when I try to talk to my husband, let alone try to cheer him up, because he is "severely depressed." Well, unless a friend or neighbor knocks on the door, then he’s the life of the party. Right until they leave. FML
Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML
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Top comments
jaylaufers 13
Ouch. The power of suggestion.
speckledots 29
Looks like its time for marriage counseling. Good luck.
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jaylaufers 13
Ouch. The power of suggestion.
xlord 27
She asked a leading question!!!!!!
speckledots 29
Looks like its time for marriage counseling. Good luck.
shayshayshazam 14
You're a moron.
CharresBarkrey 16
Really, 22? Marriage counseling is good for any couple, problems or not. It helps keep the communication open.
StalkerChick 13
22 is one of those people that think "Dump him!" is the solution to every relationship problem.
shayshayshazam 14
No hahaha. I just think a sideways comment isn't enough to go to marriage counseling for!
unknown_user5566 27
64- What about an upside down comment? Is that enough to go to counseling?
speckledots 29
I doubt it was just a "side ways" comment. His mood and actions show other wise. If it was a joke or sarcasm he wouldn't be hiding from her or slumping around. You should think some more before throwing ill thought insults around.
ShyAnn29 15
Wow 75, that's a bit harsh! There's nothing wrong with getting help if you need it.
ohSNAPyall 27
75 it doesn't sound like he's ready to talk to her about it.
raycj 1
Do you look like shrek?
MrSassypants 34
Yeah because who needs Romeo and Juliet when you got Shrek and Fiona?
accioshannon 17
Yes. Every time there's something wrong with a marriage, it's because the female "looks like Shrek." You're a marital counseling savior.
souljacker 11
I'd bang Shrek.
BulldogHoops 14
You're probably fine, OP. He probably wasn't checked into the conversation.
asherm 15
Like the woman's diary/ mans diary: hers: "he's so distant, I asked if he loved me, he barely looked at me and kept driving...."etc. His: "dear diary, motorcycle won't start, can't figure out why"
AllThingsBright_ 11
Psh, don't worry OP. it was probably his time of the month!
bimonthly 4
That's probably the first thing that came to your mind cause you had a feeling that was it... I'm sure you're not too shocked.
accioshannon 17
You remind me of those female Mitt Romney supporters, judging by your comments.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
You must not know what facetiously means... Or you must have had a similar, shitty experience.
lukemack 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Give him a ******** always works ;)
MrSassypants 34
I'm sure she would want to do that right after that happened.
dohdohdoh 13
Seriously. Suggestion seconded. Either that or that super sex that leaves you unable to walk.
accioshannon 17
Pro-tip for men everywhere: if you upset us (intentionally or not), we do not want to have sex with you.
UberNova 18
I think that if anyone is upset that they don't really want sex. Just a few virgins saying it would help doesn't mean it would.
Eddie209 3
Wait #33 you're 16....nvm I forgot its normal for your generation to have gone that far already...
melons 44
49, wouldn't you be of the same generation as 33?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
49 It's legal for me to have sex where I am. If I'm in a committed relationship and use protection I don't see the problem. But to reply to the 3 no, no ******* in that situation. Sex is not normally the solution to ever problem a couple may have.
Neonemerld 21
49, where in her comment did she say she was having sex? Whether or not she is having sex is unimportant right how, because your comment was just uncalled for. I agree whole-heartedly with her. Just because some sex-crazed men think sex will solve any and all problems doesn't make it true. If my fiancé is upset, I sit with him and talk, not pull off his pants.
lukemack 4
I love how you're all taking my comment so seriously lol.
accioshannon 17
I'm a virgin, but if someone pissed me off I obviously wouldn't want to have sex with them! Sex isn't an answer to life's problems, as much as some people make it out to be.
eric40962005 8
There's this little thing called make up sex end of conversation
twinkiefeets 17
Actually it is. Wait until you actually have a sexlife.
accioshannon 17
Yes. I can't wait to solve all my problems by shoving a 6-inch rod into my ******.
Curiousmaknae 5
Sometimes the truth hurts worse than anything, but at least you know now! Sorry that happened, OP!
4everblackjack 10
Oh maknae Taemin! I'm seeing more kpop on the FML site. ^-^ I'm thinking that's not the real reason he might have wanted some space? Patience and communication can go a long way OP, don't take what he said seriously :)
Curiousmaknae 5
Yay kpop fans! ^^ Anyways~ The way I took it, what if the feeling lingered, and then it hurt worse later?
MeLuvBewbs 7
You kinda got yourself into that. Sorry OP
accioshannon 17
Yes, obviously! She got herself into being shut down by her husband by trying to make a joke to ease some tension. She walked right into that one, completely. Phew, thank God someone has common sense. Seriously though, that sucks OP. If the relationship keeps going downhill, don't keep trying to run something that's dead.
AngelicTide 11
I would have ask if we(they) needed counseling. Don't give easy outs by giving him a reason. Let him man up and say it himself. But as soon as you start to move on he'll be running back.
purgarus 6
You have a epic pic :D
thenamestaco171 2
Yes. I love your pic black butler for life. :3 *fangirl scream* ahem i mean lets not be too hasty, the man might have not heard her right or something...
Lionesse 15
He's being childish. Sorry OP.. Sometimes, you can't joke with people when they are moody.. Best just to let them sulk in their own corner.
Neonemerld 21
I'm sorry, but how many serious relationships have you had? The "best thing" isn't to let them "sulk in their own corner". You could always, you know, Talk to them? Try to comfort them? Even just sit beside them and let them know they're not alone. Actions speak louder than words, but complacency screams at the top of its lungs. And not in a good way, either.
saksxalmo 20
That's great, #57, as long as you're an extrovert. Introverts need their space sometimes. It has nothing to do with relationship experience, it's just common sense.
Lionesse 15
I agree #74. There are some people you have to leave alone when they are in a bad mood. Being suffocating and asking them how they are feeling etc etc can sometimes make things worse (I would know). #57 is just making baseless assumptions on my relationship experiences so I don't listen to advice from people who assume (;