Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was complaining about the weather when my fiancé looked at me and said, "Can I ask a favor? Can you stop moaning and complaining and bitching about every single little thing that doesn't go your way?" He continued on for a good five minutes detailing how much I complain. He's a dead man. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
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Thisnametaken 0
Maybe he was trying to tell you he loved you the way you are. Men aren't always great with words, y'know.
Dashiell 0
Hahaha, aw, what a sweetie!
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Comments (168)
BBkid 0
Wow he meant it in a nice way so suck it up
ImJohanna 0
You shouldn't be complaining about your looks to you husband in the first place! It's off putting. You kind of brought it on your slef. But then again he shouldn't have said that.
Fmylife_hard1315 0
He was trying to say it doesn't matter what you look like he loves you anyways, it just came out wrong. You're fault for complaining about it.
Compass 0
He cares about you. He married you for personality, not looks.
birdsfly01 0
I'm a girl. I also think it's annoying when girls do this! OP, he just told you he married you for your personality, that should be a good thing. Isn't that what most girls want is to have a guy love them for what's on the inside? I would've kissed him if I were you.
gymdiva1 0
okk thats not cool, but it doesnt matter what you look like on te outside..... its the type of person you are like on the inside that counts(:
RommpinCrab 0
Everyone in the world knows that's bullshit. And by the way, YDI for complaining about how you look in the first place.
iRichiq 3
aah, the romantic type
krysik_fml 3
ass much? my man would get a swift kick in the head if he said that ish to me.
jsm007 5
Zing
MyssMarsh 11
I don't think you should complain about your looks, plus I think what he said was meant to be nice.