Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was complaining about the weather when my fiancé looked at me and said, "Can I ask a favor? Can you stop moaning and complaining and bitching about every single little thing that doesn't go your way?" He continued on for a good five minutes detailing how much I complain. He's a dead man. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
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Thisnametaken 0
Maybe he was trying to tell you he loved you the way you are. Men aren't always great with words, y'know.
Dashiell 0
Hahaha, aw, what a sweetie!
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Comments (168)
the2belo 0
*Phweeeeet!* Entrapment! Five yards! Loss of down!
tiffy_gurl 0
ohhhhh i wuld have slapped his ass. i hope u did :] lol
EveryDayJackAss 0
well....women do care a lot about their looks....so i understand why the OP is mad but the guy meant that he married her for HER not for the outside but for her personality ^_^.....dam girls these days really need to use their brains....and dont even get me started on blondes cuz i've seen enough dumb ones in my lifetime
powermad80 2
Stop complaining. That's one of the signs you have a good husband.
ambersaysrawr 0
That sucks
Forever2204 0
what a jackass
kittykat54 0
In a way he is an ass, but in another it is incredibly sweet. It can be taken as him calling you ugly, but also him saying he cares more about your personallity than your looks, so it's a so-so thing, definitly not a FML though, because you were fishing for a compliment.
ah_09 0
sorry but you deserve it for complaining . you`re already married to him , so he must love you. what more do you want ?
theUnnamed 0
The way I see it the basis of a good marriage is not a physical attraction. Although you learn how to turn each other on and what each other like. a marriage based on that kind of relationship will not last. As long as you don't turn absolutely repulsive your husband shouldn't care. + the fact that he didn't choose you because of your looks means there is something deeper there. I think that that comment although on the surface demeaning points to the fact that you have a strong relationship with your husband so don't complain he seems to love you for who you are not what you are.
tayman 0
haha thats messed up