By flaggurl - 10/03/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML
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ohdamn_fml 2

Cats never listen to you, don't waste your breath. Buy a spray bottle

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Bakke 0

Actually, you should just write a note back pretending to be offended, explaining it was your cat. He should be the one to write FMLs =)

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AliSama 17

would be funny if she called the cops for child abuse and had them come to see a cat. rofl.

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Aly_fml_fml 0

Ummm, Litter Box much? Why the **** do you make your cat use the bathroom outside? You shouldn't expect that you moron, it isn't a dog.

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lynx_fml 0

#17, #22 It's perfectly natural for cats to go outside to do it. My cat hardly ever uses his litter box because he prefers to do it outside.

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OuttaMind 0

That neighbor should've confronted you face to face. Then at least you could explain. WTF.

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VexVisnu 0

I'm with Pal5017. You beat me to it :P

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ohbabybaby_fml 0

that was ******* mean. cats dont have brains like us. i hope you burn in hell.. that was so ******* mean. people like you shouldnt have pets. and i wish that guy called the cops on you

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Are you daft?

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pmcizhere 0

Cats are less intelligent than dogs. They can't understand basic commands, only loud noises/shouts, so why would you talk to one like that? You probably need to get out more.

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justpaper 0

^#32, dogs don't understand when you "talk" to them either. Both cats and dogs are capable of answering basic commands. And who the heck is serious when they threaten an animal? It's an animal. YOU need to get out more.

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