By flaggurl - 10/03/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML
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ohdamn_fml 2

Cats never listen to you, don't waste your breath. Buy a spray bottle

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Esperantist 0

#4 is right, but if you want to be funny about it, write her a letter about cat abuse.

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fcuk_fml 0

haha.. that's just some subtle comedy. and this is why i don't have pets, because they pee/shed everywhere. but your neighbor.. hahah.. you should leave them a note with a picture of the cat and write, 'not my kid'.

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katiebearrr 0

am I the only one feeling bad for the cat? hahah poor thing.

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jazziness 12

I feel bad for the cat op is stupid

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jazziness 12

I feel bad for the cat my cat wouldnt let me get away with that

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HAHAHAHA That's probably what I would yell at my cat!

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Also, do that many of you really think that all cats use litter boxes and never go outside? Litter boxes stink up the house, and cats have been outside animals for centuries.

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Bakke 0

"Cats are less intelligent than dogs." WOW... Are you serious?

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y_2_me 0

you should've just said what you said, and then added, "YOU STUPID CAT!!!"

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garbanza 0

#32- Cats just don't put up with the bullshit of being dominated like dogs do. I'd say this makes them extremely more intelligent, they know exactly what they're ignoring when they don't listen to their owners.

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firstnlast77 0

i don't know what some of your problems are it's not like people haven't talked to their pets before, i would probably yell at my dog eventually if he kept crapping on the floor

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aridawn 0

That's awesome. People on here are lying if they say they don't talk to their animals like their people. I hold whole conversations with my cats...I'm lonely... ;-)

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