Kids: Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you...

By flaggurl - 10/03/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML

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Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 31/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By I'm a pussy, yeah yeah - 05/09/2015 05:56 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML

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By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 06:00

Today, I disciplined my cat for meowing too loudly in my apartment and disturbing neighbors by picking her up by the scruff. She then proceeded to scratch the ever living crap out of my hand, now it looks like Wolverine got a hold of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:04

More like **** the cat's life......

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:28

Cats never listen to you, don't waste your breath. Buy a spray bottle

Comments

eschreib 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 20:21

whats wrong with talking to a cat? i talk to mine all the time

BEB131 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:24

Yes yes... funny.... you act like u didnt do anything wrong....cuz animal abuse is totally fine

thered 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:47

oh tell ur neighbour u'll do it them too lmao

bored724 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:34

dude, it's a CAT why on earth would you scold a cat

alliexdork 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:27

I agree with 43 & 44. I have conversations with my cat. Two-way convos even.. she answers me sometimes :)

nessie421 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:37

#4, That is not how you discipline a cat! Tapping them on the nose is extremely painful for them and only teaches them to fear you. Please read some books about how to be a good cat owner and stop giving bad advice. OP, You're a dick for yelling at your cat like that! WTF?!

earwig12 1

Monday 30 March 2009 7:49

All of you people who say the OP is a bad person for yelling at their cat... you're stupid. The cat can't understand it; therefore it is acceptable to yell these things to blow off steam. All the cat will get out of it is that you are angry, which is true. Other than that, no damage done. You can't really verbally abuse a cat.