Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
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Top comments
elliebutton 0
Man your teacher sounds like a bitch.. I had a teacher rip my work up too.. then I took her on a guilt trip and she gave me an A.
dyingstart 0
Wow, what a psycho.
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Comments (112)
bubbles94 0
What the ******* hell....seriously.... Ummm...anger issues much?....Report her ass... You should have yelled the hell out of her.....
akshar 0
Imma spell this out for you Your teacher is a B-I-T-C-H!
nabzilla 0
What a bitch of a teacher. She really has it in for you for some reason.
DameGreyWulf 1
Hmm.. sounds like when my Health teacher in high school took my textbook away from me for reading it while he was lecturing.
ElNegroHombre 0
I have a teacher like that. She actually reached into my pocket took out my gummy worms and threw them away.
shawnnymack 2
Should have yelled rape!
Qup 0
what is with teachers who rip stuff up? they are obviously seriously angry about their lives and should get out of teaching. burnouts!
greg2001 4
Wow what a psycho teacher you have!
nameless_jerk 0
I had a teacher do that to me once. She ripped up my paper and made me sit out in teh hallway and reported me. She was a substitute teacher tho so my real teacher felt guilty and let me not do teh work nd saved me from detention.
necomni 0
wtf. I doodle in class all the time (studies show it helps you concentrate, as opposed to zoning out), and if a teacher ripped up one of my masterpieces, I would have blown up in his/her face.
RubixMonkey 0
Really you would have blown your load right in her face like she was some bitch on a ****. Wow, I am so impressed.
britbear0731 9
that is NOT what they meant..... it means getting so pisses that you cant control your anger anymore and just screaming at someone.
tm123 0
oh hell no.. i woulda cussed her out .