By Brinty - 16/9/2009 02:43 - Australia
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
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By  null_fml  |  11

I'm guessing you've never had dogs of your own. I would have recognized the sound instantly and at least tried to check. If you have never owned a dog, then it is your boyfriend's fault - he should have recognized it. So FYL.

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By  null_fml  |  11

I'm guessing you've never had dogs of your own. I would have recognized the sound instantly and at least tried to check. If you have never owned a dog, then it is your boyfriend's fault - he should have recognized it. So FYL.

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  anniebananie  |  3

Agreed. The cough-like noise that dogs make before puking is pretty distinctive and should easily be recognized by any dog owner. In fact, the very first thing I do when my dog starts "coughing" is kick it out of my bed.

By  pbuk  |  0

And there I thought letting a dirty animal into my bed would be a *good* idea. Thanks for the lesson in "fucking obviously stupid ideas"