By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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Seriously? This is what makes it past moderation these days?

That happens to me occasionally, but I never thought it was worthy of sharing with the world...

meagh 0

rly? you must live a charmed life if this constitutes a fml.

shortandloud 0

More of an "aw shucks" moment than an FML. But yea that does suck when that happens.

That has been happening to me almost every night lately. I feel you. :)

monicamischief 0

i am really worried about you if you get excited over a text message. do you really lack a social life so badly that a text message is enough to get you excited; and when it turns out not to be a text message, you think your life is ******? really? : S

My phone randomly lights up all the time and I think it's a text message, but it's not. This is truly not FML-worthy.