Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
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americanafrican 32
i bet the smell just "flu" to you!
ndnpride88 25
Sorry to hear you feel bad. Hope you get better soon. You'll get him back one day.
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Comments (51)
TomeDr 24
I hope he cleaned up the vomit. Serves him right if he got sick from it.
nyf137 20
The things guys think are funny....
enginsteve 17
hahaha
evanmurphy 14
What a shitty situation.. YDI for ever dating him
JustinJK 21
This whole comment is a mess. you should feel ashamed.
Lalala579121 27
And the worst FML comment of the day award goes to...
worldclassrager 39
Most things that are thought to be funny are not...this is an example
Xion0014 20
In this case with the fart, it wasnt worth it.
NYGiants1925 22
Well that sounds fun...
samlovesham1234 9
Another example of a guy who hasn't matured beyond grade 8.
CasiusCorvus 10
Says "GIJoeFan" the most mature of us all.
samlovesham1234 9
I'm actually a woman, if the reason behind your saying that is you think I'm a guy.
bobsanction 18
To be fair, it made me laugh, so it was obviously funny.
racejunkie 4
What an immature asswipe!
delichick 27
Ive been trying to decide whether to laugh or be sick over what your boyfriend did - the giggling is winning, but Id be sick also if the same thing happened to me. Hope you feel better soon Op