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Friday Friday! TFIF!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, it's the end of a truly great week. First I got my period, then my boyfriend broke up with me, then I woke up and found a ton of spider bites on me, I got allergies, I almost threw up when I was driving home with my dad, my acne is getting really bad, and I have no money. Amazing week. FML

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You deserved it 161

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 14:35 - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 007

Royal flush

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 04:00

Today, I'm exhausted. My antidepressants ran out, making me overreact to everything. My friends dragged me into really childish drama, resulting in me ditching them. Then my work laptop broke on the most important day of my project. Then I got my first break from work in about a year… and woke up with COVID. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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You deserved it 831

Adulting is getting worse

By Anonymous - 13/08/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, after years of living week to week, I finally got enough money that I could start saving. The universe found out and I got hit with a $2,000, a $300, a $400, and a $800 bill, all within the space of a week. Bye, bye spare money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 817

You deserved it 112

By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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You deserved it 2 850

Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 20:14 - Switzerland

Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML

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You deserved it 2 587

The grind

By Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

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You deserved it 133

Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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You deserved it 44 882

By killme - 11/11/2014 17:43 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML

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You deserved it 7 140

Perfect timing...

By modprobs - 03/08/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML

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You deserved it 307

spinningrecords 14

Friday 5 August 2022 18:26

I can’t even imagine one of your bad weeks. Maybe that’s why your boyfriend broke up with you?

core01 30

Saturday 6 August 2022 4:17

Monkey pox, monkey pox, does whatever monkey pox wants

Comments

spinningrecords 14

Friday 5 August 2022 18:26

I can’t even imagine one of your bad weeks. Maybe that’s why your boyfriend broke up with you?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 5 August 2022 23:02

Hey, at least no one put your food on a high shelf, did they?

core01 30

Saturday 6 August 2022 4:17

Monkey pox, monkey pox, does whatever monkey pox wants

Sonotsuave 35

Thursday 11 August 2022 3:59

I know you probably don’t want to hear that things will get better but try & be grateful for the other things that are going right and trust that the bad stuff will get better :) periods suck but vitamins & meds tend to help, and the doctors can be there for your other health stuff. Maybe it’s also life saying this is time to not be in a relationship, focus on you & get out there and make some good money! You also now have more free time to focus on self care and some good skin care routines OP. Good luck!