Today, it's the end of a truly great week. First I got my period, then my boyfriend broke up with me, then I woke up and found a ton of spider bites on me, I got allergies, I almost threw up when I was driving home with my dad, my acne is getting really bad, and I have no money. Amazing week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
Today, I'm exhausted. My antidepressants ran out, making me overreact to everything. My friends dragged me into really childish drama, resulting in me ditching them. Then my work laptop broke on the most important day of my project. Then I got my first break from work in about a year… and woke up with COVID. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, after years of living week to week, I finally got enough money that I could start saving. The universe found out and I got hit with a $2,000, a $300, a $400, and a $800 bill, all within the space of a week. Bye, bye spare money. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML
Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML
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spinningrecords 14
I can’t even imagine one of your bad weeks. Maybe that’s why your boyfriend broke up with you?
core01 30
Monkey pox, monkey pox, does whatever monkey pox wants
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spinningrecords 14
I can’t even imagine one of your bad weeks. Maybe that’s why your boyfriend broke up with you?
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least no one put your food on a high shelf, did they?
core01 30
Monkey pox, monkey pox, does whatever monkey pox wants
Sonotsuave 37
I know you probably don’t want to hear that things will get better but try & be grateful for the other things that are going right and trust that the bad stuff will get better :) periods suck but vitamins & meds tend to help, and the doctors can be there for your other health stuff. Maybe it’s also life saying this is time to not be in a relationship, focus on you & get out there and make some good money! You also now have more free time to focus on self care and some good skin care routines OP. Good luck!