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By Doesn't Matter Had Sex - 09/09/2015 02:37 - United States - Lake Saint Louis
Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML
A lot of interior doors here have a turning lock, but can easily be unlocked from the opposite side using a coin. Interior doors with keys (pretty well the only way to make sure someone can't open it) are only common in really old houses.