By Ouchmybum - 03/11/2018 12:00

Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML
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neverfind 20

Fuck that, leave the coat.

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Tarlachia 33

Jigsaw: “I want to play a game. You have two minutes exactly to retrieve your coat and find the keys in the pockets. If you do not, your mother who is sitting in this other chair with her hands bound and the plexiglass box around her head will come face to face with a swarm of wasps that are in the adjacent chamber. The timer is set. The game begins... now.”

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neverfind 20

Fuck that, leave the coat.

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Tarlachia 33

Jigsaw: “I want to play a game. You have two minutes exactly to retrieve your coat and find the keys in the pockets. If you do not, your mother who is sitting in this other chair with her hands bound and the plexiglass box around her head will come face to face with a swarm of wasps that are in the adjacent chamber. The timer is set. The game begins... now.”

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RichardPencil 30

WASPs are such a pain in the ass, with their “my ancestors came over on the Mayflower — we’re the real Americans” bullshit.

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hotchickennugget 9

Lucky you're not Thomas J at least...

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_australiaa 11

Fuck that jacket 😂

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