By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo
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YDI for not paying attention before starting your business. I always make sure the seat is down before using the toilet. If I don't and fall in then that's my fault and my husbands for not putting the damn seat down.
I would imagine that the seat would have had to be down for the urine to be hitting the underside while the OP was taking a dump... either that or else they were sitting backwards or somehow managed to aim the pee over their shoulder and hit it behind them which would be impressive, but wouldn't make sense with this FML.
Maybe that's the reason some people get completely naked when they poo. (Ever notice it's only guys that do that?!) Pro tip: Always keep a complete change of clothes in your office as well as a casual set in the car. And If you pee sitting down wrangle that bad boy to keep its head down.