By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 508
You deserved it 3 744

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Gotta hand it to you, that hurts.

It was just an accident no need to do a crazy disgusting revenge...

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That's about the time you turn into she hulk and smash the car on him, or is that just me?

he was trying to do something nice. you're making him sound like an ass.

its the thought that counts!:) KILL HIM FOR IT. LET NO ONE ESCAPE UNHARMED.

Sleep with his dad.

i wouldnt recommend sleeping with chuck norris

-48 it's even better when you're a man though. I'd recommend it.

I wouldn't recommend sleeping with you..

-51 Doesn't matter when 5 other people join the fun, all part of being a bisexual my dear boy.

He was trying to be nice. Also, shit happens. So in the end it's a FY boyfriends life for having a bitchy girlfriend.

B-b-b-bones breaker !!!

It seems that this situation *sunglasses* is quite a handful.

and females say chivalry is dead. it's alive but y'all don't know how to act with it. bring your hand in the car! smh...lol

at least he meant well....that shouldn't kill the nice deed.

I agree with 30,quit bitchin and say "thank you sir,may i have another."

"what wasn't so kind and loving" you made it sound like he did it on purpose. ACCIDENTS happen, get over it.

How does one open the door in a kind and loving way?

How is she bitchy? Her hand got trapped in a car door. Shes not annoyed with her boyfriend, shes annoyed with the fact that her hand really hurts.

the fact that he was doing so was kind and loving. smart ass?

Your hand was half-way where? Down the back of your pants scratching your ass??

Poo on him when he's sleeping :)

It was just an accident no need to do a crazy disgusting revenge...

Fine.... Steal his money then :)

Still not fair for a simple mistake he did trying to be nice in the first place...

I wasn't being serious :/...

I smell a Cleveland steamer.

Shut up then, nobody gives a shit

Thank you 28 :) and 27, no one seems to give a shit about your useless comment either :)

Urm what's a Cleveland steamer..?

^ it's a steamer from Cleveland. Duh!

Lol thanks 33, suddenly makes so much more sense ...

But, women don't poo do they? Sorry to foil the plan

Brool story's right, you're not aloud to joke on FML. Your comment is a waste unless it's completely serious.

-49 you should have said "soil"

Sorry, didn't know you weren't allowed to joke, no need to make a big deal out of it

I never joke. Now go make me a sandwich.

Stop drinking the hatorade and drink the bubble tea :)

I thought it sounded like a good idea:)

That's just, uh, frightening

Cleveland steamer is when someone takes a poopoo on your chest when you doing the bang bang

lol. great expanation^^

Some people should learn to take a joke(: obviously she wasnt insisting that she should shit on the guys face... Obviously it was an acciedent(:

Your not funny. Hey are u possibly retarded?

She is not an animal. That is just nasty. Plus it was an accident...

After so many thumbs down, you'd think you would have given up.

He was just too excited to be with you. Accidents happen.

OP did you die?

Yes. OP wrote this FML from the other side.

Ulterior motive

ulterior. Look it up in the dictionary.

It's the thought that counts

Well thats one more guy who won't be having sex tonight...

Yeah, at least it wasn't his hand that got hurt, then he'd really be in trouble.

Yeah, sex is like poker. No partner? Better have a strong hand :D

kill his mother.

It was an accident, calm down! No need to murder someone who's completely innocent?!

At least he thought to open it for you:)

20- accidents happen !!!

His intention were good

Ouch, at least you can still type?

With one left hand I might add.