Health, Home improvement and Summer: Climate change

Climate change

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 08:00

Today, my country isn’t exactly cold, but with our house being what it is, the only difference in summer is that you can actually turn off the heating, and if you’re lucky, you still won’t need to wear long underwear inside. Much. FML

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IHaveThePower 16

Sunday 13 August 2023 0:24

So I'm just gonna assume you live in the Arctic Circle then...

Starkiller2011 10

Wednesday 8 September 2021 6:53

So it is cold then. Or you have a miracle cooling house but then you could make money with that technology

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Starkiller2011 10

Wednesday 8 September 2021 6:53

So it is cold then. Or you have a miracle cooling house but then you could make money with that technology

IHaveThePower 16

Sunday 13 August 2023 0:24

So I'm just gonna assume you live in the Arctic Circle then...

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