Well you could, you know, just say nothing?

Admit it, you wanted to say "that word" but knew you would be down voted, so you gave us a comment that was just as equally pointless, under the guise of also hating people who claim being first. Tsk. And if you "literally" had nothing to say, then this thread would not exist.

You're right there's no way to tell the difference between a used, dirty hat that someone wore to the store and a piece of brand new clothing.

You must not get out much #23. Because there's plenty of clothing companies that put out styles they think people will buy, when in reality it looks like someone who works at the store pulled it out of the trash, stuck a price tag on it, and threw it on a shelf or rack.

Sure did

That was my first thought! Definitely an awesome old lady.

Or someone with really bad self-esteem that was seriously hurt.

No, old people don't get butt hurt over little things. That's what the new generation does.

I sits!

well there are some pretty fugly stuff that has been designed and sold before. it wouldn't be the first time.

Nah, that sounds like you are backpedaling, trying to take back what you said only after you realize they're standing right there, at least to me. If it were said to me, I wouldn't appreciate it in this context.