FML : Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly...

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:15 / Finland - Kouvola

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By socialproduct | 18

#6634690 - Thursday 23 June 2016 10:57

"No wonder it's ugly, it's mine". Does anyone else think this old lady sounds pretty awesome?

By jentrynicole | 20

#6634663 - Thursday 23 June 2016 09:56

There was no way you could have known! I assume she put it there while trying another hat on, how were you supposed to know it was hers unless you saw her out it there?

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By crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6634660 - Thursday 23 June 2016 09:47

I literally had nothing to say but just didn't want someone to have the opportunity to say that one word we all hate

VoldooPed | 20

#6634661 - Thursday 23 June 2016 09:50

Well you could, you know, just say nothing?

hellobobismyname | 24

#6634667 - Thursday 23 June 2016 10:03

Admit it, you wanted to say "that word" but knew you would be down voted, so you gave us a comment that was just as equally pointless, under the guise of also hating people who claim being first. Tsk. And if you "literally" had nothing to say, then this thread would not exist.

By jentrynicole | 20

#6634663 - Thursday 23 June 2016 09:56

There was no way you could have known! I assume she put it there while trying another hat on, how were you supposed to know it was hers unless you saw her out it there?

klutz44 | 28

#6635174 - Friday 24 June 2016 03:42

You're right there's no way to tell the difference between a used, dirty hat that someone wore to the store and a piece of brand new clothing.

soulreaper12296 | 28

#6635457 - Friday 24 June 2016 04:24

You must not get out much #23. Because there's plenty of clothing companies that put out styles they think people will buy, when in reality it looks like someone who works at the store pulled it out of the trash, stuck a price tag on it, and threw it on a shelf or rack.

By okudatwo | 11

#6634665 - Thursday 23 June 2016 10:02

Could have been worse.

By okudatwo | 11

#6634668 - Thursday 23 June 2016 10:04

Could have been worse, those old ladies can be unpredictable these days.

By Hefri123 | 19

#6634685 - Thursday 23 June 2016 10:43

Sepä meni hyvin!

mattyiscool123 | 26

#6635261 - Friday 24 June 2016 05:36

Sure did

By socialproduct | 18

#6634690 - Thursday 23 June 2016 10:57

"No wonder it's ugly, it's mine". Does anyone else think this old lady sounds pretty awesome?

zylixia | 4

#6634710 - Thursday 23 June 2016 11:22

That was my first thought! Definitely an awesome old lady.

Danne696 | 12

#6634831 - Thursday 23 June 2016 04:20

Or someone with really bad self-esteem that was seriously hurt.

Big_D_Real | 12

#6634875 - Thursday 23 June 2016 05:54

No, old people don't get butt hurt over little things. That's what the new generation does.

By ezrocks4u | 29

#6634699 - Thursday 23 June 2016 11:07

If the hat fits...

Kitten_love | 22

#6638135 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:47

I sits!

By Wishe | 17

#6634713 - Thursday 23 June 2016 11:39

Why would you be picking up and trying on dirty hats in the first place?

cheyluvsturtles | 28

#6635305 - Friday 24 June 2016 07:00

well there are some pretty fugly stuff that has been designed and sold before. it wouldn't be the first time.

By Saercia | 6

#6634740 - Thursday 23 June 2016 12:54

I know it's too late now, but if this unlikely situation ever happens again: "..and you madam, make it look absolutely stunning!"

SlashingAverV2 | 20

#6635819 - Saturday 25 June 2016 04:54

Nah, that sounds like you are backpedaling, trying to take back what you said only after you realize they're standing right there, at least to me. If it were said to me, I wouldn't appreciate it in this context.