Wishe

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About Wishe
I wish I didn't have to do this, but because so many people have stopped talking when they find out, here are the answers to the questions I get most often. Save us both some time. Do I have Snapchat? No Kik? No Facebook? No Whatsapp? No Do I want to trade pics? No Do I want to see your picture? No How old am I? 24 Am I single? Yes Am I available? No Where do I live? London What do I do for fun? I'm a gamer, so lots of that Work? Photographer What games do I play? I'm mostly a PC gamer, and I play a variety of games including GTA, CS:GO, WoW, LoL, etc. Currently I'm really into survival games like Rust. Please don't talk to me as if I'm already your girlfriend, calling me pet names or describing what you'd like to do to/with me. I find it unsettling and honestly, just creepy. I don't know you. If I get these questions from you anyway I will assume you've been too lazy to read this, so I will direct you to it and that will be the end of our conversation :)
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Wishe's FML badges
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Perfectionist

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Profile completed

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    6%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    16%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    44%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    72%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    14%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    513%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    98%
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