Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML
Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager." FML
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, I thought it was a great idea to join a work meeting while I was taking a shower. But thanks to Murphy's law, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I'd forgotten to turn off my webcam. Now my boss and my other 500 coworkers are asking me about my "OnlyFans account." FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
Why do people have these in their work computers/laptops? It always puzzles me
Mama_Umbridge 8
Your username scares me
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sdfwkhsdfiu 1
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perdix 31
I'll bet more things popped up at that meeting than the notification.
kelissa_fml 16
I wonder if he added a picture or something ti the notification. Then a lot of things would be poppin up...
instnt1nfction 17
You know what, that is exactly what Perdix was talking about.
The_CL0GGER 0
What? What's popping up?
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107- I lovvveeee your picture
psyfreak84 3
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MetalxSoldier 26
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whY402Jay 12
They got that notification too. Yours was just bad timing.
pexy_fml 16
Some **** won't hurt them
perdix 31
I hope your job doesn't require handling company funds. First, you're wasting money paying for something that even the most technically-inept perv can get for free. Secondly, you're busy handling something else and probably not washing your hands before touching the company cash.
BethBuggy 0
I think he'd be fine handling the companies money. He's wasting his own not theirs. And who cares if he doesn't wash his hands before touching the money? Unless its brand new crisp bills, it's already filthy.
therealslim 15
It was a joke, 80.
CastleHCP 1
perdix, in a site full of idiots that lack basic 3rd grade spelling and grammar skills, your comments shine. Congratulations on being my favorite person ever for making intelligent, funny comments and then slogging through the half-baked responses in a brave but futile attempt to educate the interbutts. As you were. Just wanted to let you know that you are the sole reason I read the comments, aside from laughing at people that have the common sense and reasoning capacity of a small groundhog with a bullet in its head.
mckibabe 7
189, I second that!
smtm2012 6
Epic fail smh
lucianaamelia 21
I'd laugh at you because you pay for ****..