Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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xxmckenzierae 5
Hopefully the wife doesn't find them and suspect the husband of cheating.
zinoxity 23
Tell them what happened. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
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Comments (122)
immaMonsta 8
Maybe closing the door while you were showering would've been a good idea...but just tell them what happened. Unless you weren't supposed to be showering there of course.
VeganVampyre 27
Well she was house sitting, which generally means that you're living there until the people get back... And if she was staying there for any length of time I really hope she was allowed to shower there.
PAZ5037 2
It'll be alright there could be a lot worse things happen
charlotte69er 7
Dad has been a lil naughty lately
The_Hitdude 12
WTF did that come from? This is how much sense your comment makes: Don't see a number? Well that's the point.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Let the hunt begin!!! (sorry OP!)
itzmebitchez 0
Want me to help you find them?
perdix 31
The worst part is that the dog will hump your underwear, so that whenever the residents of the house do find your underwear, it will be coated in dog ****. They think you're into ********** and either(ee) you are a pervert or they'll adopt you.
Enslaved 38
Or it could be neither (eye). The OP's undies might smell like "Lucky Charms" and be licked clean to the point she will no longer have to put them in the washing machine. I was going to say the undies smelled of pussy but I didn't know if that dog got along with *******.
perdix 31
There's no telling how far a dog will go to fetch underwear like that!
Cad6 24
Naughty Dog.
skyeyez9 25
A dog's purpose in life is to Love you unconditionally and embarrass you with their silly antics.
meggieeee51 9
The dog probably chewed it to pieces and ate it. They will find it in their backyard.
laurenobrien 4
Look and you shall see