Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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xxmckenzierae 5
Hopefully the wife doesn't find them and suspect the husband of cheating.
zinoxity 23
Tell them what happened. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
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Comments (122)
ycrem0n 21
Time for treasure hunting
alexh15 13
That's going to be a major thong and dance if they find it...
yesyesnonono 10
That, sir or miss, was comedic genius.
alexh15 13
I do thank you. Always nice to know a good pun is still appreciated... :)
xxmckenzierae 5
That tha-tha-tha-thongggg
deviable 9
Just tell them. I'm sure they'll understand.
cookie_crumble89 11
Couldn't you have closed the door?
sierra142 19
Maybe the dog ate them?
Person1233 13
It's more of a cave, really...
RensM 22
I get the feeling OP is preparing an excuse here already to point the owners back to tomorrow... I suppose it is better than having to explain there was a crazy sex party in their house.
The_Hitdude 12
And you got the idea that there was a "crazy sex party" from....?
texashater75 16
I think Fido just wanted to be part of a good old fashioned panty raid.
pinky78711 5
Challange accepted
DDbaconcrazy 1
*Challenge.
xJoanne21xC 3
Now you have something new to find for easter!