Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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xxmckenzierae 5
Hopefully the wife doesn't find them and suspect the husband of cheating.
zinoxity 23
Tell them what happened. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
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Comments (122)
robc32ca 4
Could be worse... You could be a guy!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Just tell them the truth. They'll probably laugh, I would.
flamethrower78 4
Why were you showering in their house???
mariet_fml 23
I agree with some of the above comments and think you should just tell them when they get home. You don't have to give a description of the underwear, since there's no guarantee that they'll ever find them. And keep an eye on the dog, too. Never know when those underwear might come out of him.
yourlifesfucked 0
Awesome video game developer.
ImSoEffedUp 10
Just imagine the problems that's gonna cause if the wife finds those....
hateevryone 15
And you took a shower in their house because?
bkisbest96 1
#75 So I'm guessing your dirty and don't take showers
VeganVampyre 27
Because that is generally the most accepted method for humans to clean themselves. I suppose if you prefer, you could bathe in a stream... Or lick yourself like a cat... But taking a shower is probably easier and more effective.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
It's your early Easter egg hunt!!! Except... Well... For underwear...
silent_bride 5
Why is everyone so shocked that she took a shower at their house? Usually when people house-sit - especially when pets are involved - they live at the house until the residents return. Good grief.
cuddlebunny3548 11
At least they don't have period stains and holes in them. Then they would just be disgusted.