Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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xxmckenzierae 5
Hopefully the wife doesn't find them and suspect the husband of cheating.
zinoxity 23
Tell them what happened. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
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Comments (122)
penguinslover23 0
Why where you even showering in their house?
wellthatsukx 0
It's called a door. Close it.
babe7260 30
You have to tell them!!!! It's completely understandable ! If you don't & the wife finds them she will totally think her husband is fooling around & that's not even fair!!!!
HAHA1320 2
You took a shower there?
linnie_wesker 20
OP was showering in the house because she was HOUSE SITTING. I think house sitting itself is a ridiculously stupid idea, but seriously, why is everyone questioning why the OP was showering there? What was she supposed to do, go home just to shower? =/
jayAZ 3
Warn them of this...least ya could do!
hoonyer 17
Let the easter hunt begin!!!
bladerox4 0
What a Horny dog! Lol
badactor009 0
Gpa's friend is banging the hot little house sitter. He deserves a prize. No way he going to deny that.
ImGonnaDieAlone 5
Bad times... time for a pantyhunt I guess.