No, Drake, no

By dumb cats - 24/10/2020 05:01 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking near a pond when we saw a drake forcefully mating with a duck. She burst into tears and demanded I stop them. When I told her no, that it’s just nature and thats how they breed, she dumped me for supporting and "enabling rape." FML
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Charlie Given 26

Umm sounds like she may be a rape survivor and seeing that was a trigger.

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RichardPencil 30

Was Drake telling the duck it was "God's Plan?"

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alex_jaguara 32

You don't want to breed with that thing anyway, I hope.

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Bubbilility 27

I think it's normal for most people to not want to breed with a duck.

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Charlie Given 26

Umm sounds like she may be a rape survivor and seeing that was a trigger.

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tido26 17

True, but as an adult they should also realize while it's not an ideal thing to witness, that pulling them apart would cause a lot of physical trauma to the animals (just like why you're not supposed to pull dogs apart when they're mating)

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therainbowfaerie_ 8

Sounds luke your girlfriend needs some support, I hope she gets it ❤

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Crowned Sataness 12

you dodged a bullet. let her go. there's no happy future with someone that high strung and fragile.

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Bogrbon 27

Ducks, especially male ducks, are pretty despicable if you apply human morality to them. They are pretty much rapists. #yesallducks

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coius 23

Most other animal species are too. Just saying. This is nature. Humans evolved a different criteria for breeding due to our higher thinking. Biggest/strongest isnt the highest point on the scale as much as intelligence and ability to navigate difficult social and economic factors which apply only to the human race.

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Talented73 54

And if you had interfered, BOTH birds probably would have attacked you, and you would have found out what a large.... pecker.... the male had....

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Brightside86 30

Interesting thing about birds most don't have penis female birds through selective breeding basically just got rid of it. Ducks are different they've got a corkscrew penis evolved to basically make it harder for the females to have control of the breeding selection process.

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Yummi_913 18

So basically it would have been incredibly painful if he interrupted right?

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frogface_fml 7

My daughter when she was a teenager saw two ducks mating and thought he was drowning the female. When I told her what was really happening she wasn't any happier.

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